It isn’t me, it’s you

At the moment, I am reading a blog written by a luxury prostitute. It is quite interesting and she explain that most of her “clients” are married successful men who buy sex because they don’t get what they want at home. This made me think of womens’ improvement potential in bed. Ladythrills.com has made a list of mistakes women do in bed, which I am going to respond to.

 

#1 You stay quiet

Well… personally I haven’t any problem moaning and coming loudly when I am in the right mood. I think this is a great way of communicating what you like and I think most women have discovered that this is an efficient way of learning him what make us go crazy.

#2 You ignore his testicles
OK, that’s a tricky one. I have become more and more aware of the effect touching and licking his testicles may have. I usually massages them while I go down om him.

 

#3 You don’t initiate
I know… I think this is because of what I call the good girl syndrome. It is really stupid that some of us do not really dare to take the initiate to sex because of social and cultural luggage. Anyway, I think it comes with the age. I used to be that way too..

#4 You’re too insecure
Nope. In bed, I can do anything. I think most women can, if they just trust the guy they are with and haven’t got any traumas related to sex.

#5 You don’t clean beforehand
Grose… I mean, who doesn’t?

#6 You fake orgasm
The classic! Sometimes it is okay, but only if we just want to finish without hurting his feelings. We will not do it in the long row because then we won’t have any real ones. This is actually quite obvious.

 

#7 You refuse to try something new
Speaking of trying something new, are you disgusted by anal sex? Do you think that any girl who swallows is a big whore? I don’t. Sex is supposed to be fun and when you are only doing the same things over and over again, it may lose some of the sparkling. When a girl is in a healthy relationship with somebody she loves, I think she will be up to almost anything. If not, give her some time. She may have some time to get used to your kinky fantasies 😉

#8 You don’t shave
Hehe… not guilty.

#9 You don’t pay attention when he moans
If he only could moan! My boyfriend is as silent as a green plant. It’s sad, because moaning boys turns most women on.

 

Sight… writing this I realize it has really been a long time… Anyway, if there are more mistakes we tend to make in bed, I would be happy to be informed.

 

Love Mandy

 

 

 

Do you remember your last time?

I do. It waes the worst sex I have ever had. What really turns me off, is when I have to do all the work and when the boy I am with doesn’t respond to what I am doing at all. I don’t mind doing all the work, it is nothing as exciting as pleasing your partner, but when he doesn’t show you that he has a good time, I don’t really see the point. The last time I had sex with my boyfriend, I started to go down on him. I like this part, but when he doesn’t moan or at least breath faster, I get insecure and have the tendency of blocking the whole situation. Then, he turned off the light. I prefer having the light on, since I can juse more senses that way, but at the same time, everything depends on the context and light off is also okay. Anyway, we went on with a kind of 69. Normally, I find this exciting, but the problem was that I was stressed. I couldn’t stop thinking about the fact that he wasn’t saying anything at all and that I didn’t know if he was enjoying it. Now, I see that this was maybe the right time to ask myself very deep questions about my man’s pleasure. Nevertheless, I didn’t come and when we actually did it, at first he wasn’t hard enough (my fault as I was concentrating more on my questions than his penis when I gave him the blow job) and second, I wasn’t wet enough. However, we managed to do it, but it was awful. For the first time in my life I wished to stop and just sleep. As I have already mentioned, I tend to come quite loudly, so he discovered of course that something was wrong. He asked me if I would like to stop, I said yes and he finished on his own. Yes, I know. Bad girlfriend. I hope we won’t ever have this kind of experience again, but if we do, I will help him finish. I know how frustrated boys can be if they don’t. Moreover, it wasn’t his fault. I have to underline that normally, we have rather good sex. It is just rather sad that this was the last sex we had because I won’t be able to sleep with him before after my exams, which is to say in about a month… Is it here I am supposed to say that there is a time for everything and that education is more important than having sex?

 

Love Mandy