Really?!?

When I logged on this morning I saw “pakistani hotsex womans” in the top search window. I have only one thing to say in homage to Kyle in South Park when Bush tried to convience him that the government was behind 9/11: REALLY?!?

On the matter of inappropriate things to “say” I am at home to attend a confirmation tomorrow. You know I just got a really cool job, right? Any parent should be thrilled. Nevertheless, one of the first things my mom said when I came was “my god Mandy, you really have put on weight!”.

What the F***? Nice to see you too mom… This doesn’t even surprise me anymore. Anyhow.. what the f***?

Love Mandy

The only thing that can make this day better…

… is ice cream! (Michael Scott, the Office US)

I just got a call from the department for free legal advice for women at the law faculty. They offered me the job that I applied for! This is just great! I really feel like screaming, running around naked and jumping up and down. The work will consist in giving legal advice to women as a law student and I will start in August. It is extremely comforting to finally have a job that is relevant for my studies. I am really looking forward to it 😀

Moreover, Betty is coming home from one year in the US!!! That is just great! And K (one really good friend of ours) is celebrating her birthday soon.

I had my last exam today and I am now on vacation! I will be able to read all the books I do not have time to read during the rest of the year.

Really, this day is just great 🙂

Love Mandy

Numbers

One of my best friends is staying at our place now. She is working at the restaurant while F and I have ourfinals. It is nice. The plan was that she and I should sleep together in the bed and F on the coach. Needless to say, it didn’t work. F couldn’t sleep without me and was starting to get quite frustrated just after two nights. Now we are sleeping in the kitchen on a very thin skid. But at least we’re together right?

Another problem is that we cannot exactly keep up the our sex life as we want. We have to wait until we are alone. It isn’t anything wrong with it. It’s ok. Nevertheless, it is a little weird to plan every intercourse…

Maybe this is why I have been posting all crancy lately…

Love Mandy

Losers

A think that I truly trulydislike is when stupid boys throw comments about my looks after me. You know these losers who probably aren’t getting anything and just have to share their disgusting thoughts with the world. Mostly they are foreign and that really pisses me off. I don’t go to your country to insult you!

I have a message for you. Saying inappropriate things about my amazing breasts isn’t going to help you getting laid. Really… what are you trying to accomplish?

Sorry for the ranting. It has just been a lot of these things lately. It must be the weather 🙂

Love Mandy

I’m being so healthy I could puke

My ex boyfriend, Boy, is has just been dumped. Well, he didn’t really know for sure so he wanted me to use my girl powers and tell him what she really meant in a mail she send him.

What she said was something like this:

I am really sorry. I do not want to hurt you, but I need to be alone right now to figure things out.

We have all been through this. Some BF/GR who just hadn’t the nerve to say “it’s over” in a clear way. Because when you are so deeply in love, you try to reassure yourself with the “she/he only needs some time and then she/he will come back. It isn’t really over”. But we all know deep inside it really is.

I’m sorry to be a heart breaker. I am sorry I am the one to break it to you Boy. I truly think you deserve better.

Love Mandy

Ps. Have you recognized that I am giving my ex relationship advice? Jeez… I am so healthy I could puke…

Lame (updated) (UPDATED)

Some friends and I had a discussion some days ago about what the worst way of being dumped is. Here are some of the different situations and ways to make it worse we came up with:

– Dumped over the phone while you are calling

– Dumped by SMS dumped by a free SMS

– Walking in on your BF/GF having sex with someone that someone being your best friend, you mother/father or sister/brother

– Realizing you are dumped when you see that your BF/GF have changed their status on Facebook seeing that they have just started a new relationship

These are all pretty bad scenarios. I have experiences the first one myself. You remember boy? My ex BF? Remember that we try to be friends and that he was dating this one girl? Well… he just broke up with her by changing his status on Facebook…

I have nothing to say. I can only say what Cartman said when he realized Kyle didn’t have the picture of him with Butter’s wiener in his mouth after all: lame…

Love Mandy

 

Updated 16.05.09

Apparently they are still together. The change in the status quo was only to prove a point or to get attention. He means that she is never taking the initiative to hang out with him. To fake a break-up by changing your realtionshipstatus on Facebook  in order to get attention from your BF/GF seems like a healthy relationship….

Love Mandy

 

Updated 19.05.09

They have broken up. I do not know why I care, he did the exact same thing to me as she did to him. I should be happy because now, he is suffering, just like I did. But I don’t feel that way. It is just lame. I only have one thing to say: Not cool. Not cool.

Love Mandy

It hurts to say goodbye!

For the last 4 months, I have had the most amazing, beautiful boyfriend I could ever imagine. He has so many qualities that I look for in a man, and I have felt priviledge to have him. At the same time, he is all the things that I am not. He is funny and popular, social and likeable. With him as a boyfriend, I feel like I have had some of the things that I have longed for all my life.
But it must come to an end. It always has to. In 13 days, he leaves back to his country, and I will have a kiss on my lips to remind me of him. But I fear it. Most of all, I am not done with him, and do not want to lose him. But also, I don’t want to be single. I am so afraid I might never find anyone like him ever again, but I can’t get myself to tell him how much he means to me, and he jokes it off everytime I try to tell him a little piece of how I’m feeling. I think I might love him, or I’m in the process of loving him, but I just can’t tell him because I know he does not feel the same, and I don’t want him to feel bad!
Right now however, I am unable to sleep, consentrate or eat properly, and all I want is to spend time with him. He wants to have fun with his other friends as well, and I respect that, and understand that, but I just want to spend every second of the day near him, because I know that I might see him for the last time in 13 day… And that’s breaking my heart!

Betty…

Love nest

F and I have moved in together. We got an awesome apartment for rent. The former renter was a guy from Belgium and he is pretty much the reason why we got it. He liked us and apparently, he was the one deciding who were moving in, so lucky with that one. A really good friend of mine helped us with moving everything from my and his place to the apartment. We even went to IKEA to buy some furniture.

It is awesome. We have one bedroom, one living room, one bathroom and a kitcken, plus a little entry hall. It is great to have our own place. I feel like I have these huge responsibilities and I love it. I have found out how you use a Black & Decker, and that is something big because I never thought I had a practical sense. Turns out I have it after all 😛

Love Mandy