I’m being so healthy I could puke

My ex boyfriend, Boy, is has just been dumped. Well, he didn’t really know for sure so he wanted me to use my girl powers and tell him what she really meant in a mail she send him.

What she said was something like this:

I am really sorry. I do not want to hurt you, but I need to be alone right now to figure things out.

We have all been through this. Some BF/GR who just hadn’t the nerve to say “it’s over” in a clear way. Because when you are so deeply in love, you try to reassure yourself with the “she/he only needs some time and then she/he will come back. It isn’t really over”. But we all know deep inside it really is.

I’m sorry to be a heart breaker. I am sorry I am the one to break it to you Boy. I truly think you deserve better.

Love Mandy

Ps. Have you recognized that I am giving my ex relationship advice? Jeez… I am so healthy I could puke…